So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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