I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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