I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We just shotgunned beers for America
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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