Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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