I want to have your abortion
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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