She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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