This is not my ceiling
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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