just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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