So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
vagina is talking i cant
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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