If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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