Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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