okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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