Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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