she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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