So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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