there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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