Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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