My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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