he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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