I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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