How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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