I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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