You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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