i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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