So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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