Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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