Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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