you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Randomize
