this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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