He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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