direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
