i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I think people are normalizing furries
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Randomize
