My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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