yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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