just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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