Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I am mentally ready for anal.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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