I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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