I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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