Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Fuck appropriateness.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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