thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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