I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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