You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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