Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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