i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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