last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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