at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I love you.
Bad choice
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