Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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