Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Its about making memories worth repressing
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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