she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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