3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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