You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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