He is an equal opportunity slut.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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