bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
