Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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