I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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