I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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