your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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