Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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